Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Love, Life, Quotes, and Quotations
December 19th, 2011 | No Comments“A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.” — Ingrid Bergman This is a lovely sentiment, because when we kiss the one we love it is purely to express our undying love for them, something that words can never seem to adequately express. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” — Aristotl...
The Best Kurt Vonnegut Quotes and Quotations
December 18th, 2011 | No CommentsHere are some of my favorite Kurt Vonnegut quotes. (Yeah, there are a lot of them. I like Kurt Vonnegut and find him completely quotable.) The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal. True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is...
The Best Funny Life Lessons
December 17th, 2011 | No CommentsAfter spending my time on this planet, I’ve come to learn a few funny life lessons. Most of it has come from doing things the wrong way, only to find that I didn’t do it wrong, just my way. Life is one long running joke, and if you don’t take it with a sense of humor you are going to miss the punch line. Here is small collection of some funny life lessons I’ve learned about...
Life Is Good Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
December 15th, 2011 | No CommentsIs life good? I think it is, and there are many famous people who agree with me. We’re going to look at some inspiring quotes and quotations that make you want to laugh and live and love, even when there’s not much to laugh about. It’s not just one thing that makes life good, it’s the accumulation of the small things, the quiet things, the natural things. Crowfoot asks, “What is life? It...
Sayings about Life
December 12th, 2011 | No CommentsThe following statements make up our collection of life sayings and quotations. Our goal is to pass the wisdom of these quotes so that you don’t have to re-learn the many life lessons that were disovered by the individuals quoted here. “Life is simple, its just not easy.” – Author Unknown It’s so easy for us to overcomplicate life, but in reality, we all know that life is not nea...
The Best Woody Allen Quotes List Ever
December 11th, 2011 | No CommentsHere are some great Woody Allen quotes and quotations. Few people have anything funnier to say about life than Woody Allen. I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Woody Allen Quotes on Rel...